Looking to add a little humor and charm to your Valentine’s Day celebrations? Whether you’re crafting the perfect card, posting on social media, or just looking to make someone smile, these
300+ heart puns and jokes are sure to do the trick. From clever one-liners to adorable captions, we’ve got you covered!
❤️ Heartfelt One-Liners
These quick and witty one-liners are perfect for a laugh or to break the ice:
- I aorta tell you, I love you!
- You’re the beating heart of my life.
- Let’s make this love last a lifetime — no strings aortached.
- You’re the pulse to my heart.
- My heart beats for you, and only you.
- You’re the rhythm to my soul.
- Love you with all my heartstrings.
- You’re the heartbeat of my existence.
- You’re the artery to my happiness.
- You’re the cardio to my love.
💘 Cute Valentine Captions
Perfect for Instagram, Facebook, or any social media platform:
- Single, but still pulsing strong.
- You’re my heart and soul.
- Love you more than chocolate.
- You’re the beat to my heart.
- Forever my Valentine.
- You’re the key to my heart.
- My heart belongs to you.
- You’re my one and only.
- Love you to the moon and back.
- You’re my forever Valentine.
💓 Funny Heart Jokes
Need a good laugh? These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone:
- Why did the heart go to school? To get a little beating education!
- What did the heart say to the brain? You’re the thinker, I’m the feeler.
- Why don’t hearts ever play hide and seek? Because they always beat everyone!
- What do you call a heart that’s always on time? A punctual organ!
- Why did the heart break up with the kidney? It needed some space!
- What did the heart say to the lungs? You’re my breath of fresh air!
- Why did the heart join a band? It wanted to be the drummer!
- What did the heart say to the stomach? You’re the digestive to my love!
- Why did the heart go to therapy? It had some issues to work out!
- What did the heart say to the liver? You’re the filter to my love!
💌 Sweet Love Quotes
Express your feelings with these romantic quotes:
- “You had me at hello.”
- “I love you to the moon and back.”
- “You’re my forever and always.”
- “Together is a wonderful place to be.”
- “Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.”
- “You’re the sunshine of my life.”
- “Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every day.”
- “I am yours, don’t doubt it.”
- “You are my today and all of my tomorrows.”
- “In your arms is where I belong.”
💘 Heart-Themed Puns
Playful and punny expressions to brighten your day:
- You’re the heart of the party!
- Love you with all my heartstrings.
- You’re the beat to my rhythm.
- You’re the pulse of my life.
- You’re the artery to my happiness.
- You’re the cardio to my love.
- You’re the valve to my heart.
- You’re the chamber of my soul.
- You’re the circulation to my existence.
- You’re the heartbeat of my world.
💖 Valentine’s Day Captions
Perfect for your social media posts:
- Single, but still pulsing strong.
- You’re my heart and soul.
- Love you more than chocolate.
- You’re the beat to my heart.
- Forever my Valentine.
- You’re the key to my heart.
- My heart belongs to you.
- You’re my one and only.
- Love you to the moon and back.
- You’re my forever Valentine.
💓 Heart-Themed Jokes
Need a good laugh? These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone:
- Why did the heart go to school? To get a little beating education!
- What did the heart say to the brain? You’re the thinker, I’m the feeler.
- Why don’t hearts ever play hide and seek? Because they always beat everyone!
- What do you call a heart that’s always on time? A punctual organ!
- Why did the heart break up with the kidney? It needed some space!
- What did the heart say to the lungs? You’re my breath of fresh air!
- Why did the heart join a band? It wanted to be the drummer!
- What did the heart say to the stomach? You’re the digestive to my love!
- Why did the heart go to therapy? It had some issues to work out!
- What did the heart say to the liver? You’re the filter to my love!
💞 Romantic Heart Puns for Couples
- You’re the beat to my heart and the smile to my soul.
- Our love is un-arteriable.
- You make my .
- I’m stuck on you like a heartbeat.
- You’re my cardiac soulmate.
💘 Funny Heart Puns for Friends
- You make my laugh.
- We have a connection!
- You’re the friend everyone needs.
- Friends like you keep my .
- You’re amazing!
💖 Cheesy Heart Jokes
- Why did the heart bring a ladder? To reach the !
- How do hearts stay in shape? Cardio, of course!
- Why did the heart break up with math? Too many !
- What do you call a heart that tells jokes? A !
- Why are hearts terrible liars? They always the truth!
💌 Cute Heart Captions for Instagram
- Beating for you, always. ❤️
- Heart eyes on you every day! 😍
- You’re my !
- Pumped full of love for you. 💓
- Every beat says your name. 💖
💓 Heart-Themed Puns for Kids
- You’re with love!
- Heart you lots! ❤️
- You’re un-!
- Sending your way!
- You’re my little !
💖 Valentine’s Day Greeting Ideas
- Roses are red, violets are blue, my is always with you.
- Wishing you a -filled day of love.
- You’re my sweetest Valentine.
- Love is in the air, feel the !
- Sending hugs, kisses, and vibes.
💞 Romantic One-Liners for Texts
- You make my every time.
- I aorta tell you how much I love you!
- My love for you is un-stoppable ❤️.
- You hold the to my heart.
- Forever yours, heartbeat by heartbeat.
💘 Funny Puns for Valentine Cards
- You stole my , no arrest needed!
- Our love is a perfect !
- You’re my favorite in life.
- Love you a ! ☕❤️
- You’re my always.
💓 Punny Heart Memes Ideas
- When my heart sees you → skips a beat!
- Heart says yes, brain says maybe 🤯
- Love is in the air → and in my arteries!
- Be mine → heart edition ❤️
- Feeling pumped → literally! 🫀
💖 Heart Puns for Work Emails
- Sending some heart-felt appreciation today!
- You make the office more lovable. 💌
- Teamwork makes the heart work!
- You’re the heartbeat of our department.
- Love your dedication → it’s heartwarming!
💞 Sweet & Cheesy Puns
- You make my like chocolate.
- Love you a lot! 🧀
- You’re my jam → heart edition 🍓
- You’re my everything → from .
- Pumped full of love just thinking of you ❤️.
💘 Valentine’s Day Social Media Captions
- Swipe right on my heart ❤️.
- Heart full, phone full of your pics 😍.
- Feeling loved → thanks to you 💖.
- Heart vibes only → this Valentine’s Day!
- You + me = ❤️.
💓 Short & Punchy Love Quotes
- Love you more than yesterday, less than tomorrow.
- You are my heartbeat.
- Every love story is beautiful → ours is mine.
- Heart, soul, and laughter → that’s us.
- Life is better with you ❤️.
💖 Pun Ideas for Valentine Gifts
- You’re candy!
- Love you a → perfect for mugs ☕
- You’re the of my eye 🍑
- Be mine → cookie edition 🍪
- Heart you → keychain edition 🗝️
💞 Romantic Text Puns
- Just a little for you ❤️.
- Missing you → heart emojis included!
- You’re my heartbeat in text form.
- Pumping love straight to your phone 💌.
- Texting you → love received ❤️.
💘 Heart Puns for Everyone
- Beating hearts unite! 💓
- Love is contagious → spread the .
- From my heart → to yours ❤️.
- Puns + hearts = happiness!
- Keep calm and love hard 💖.
